April 23, 2014
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
April 23, 2014

A strange and useless (in some cases) talent that I am proud of is be able to guess correctly what song is being played in another room or whatever just by hearing the muffled bass, drum pattern and melody

April 23, 2014

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Filed under: COLD 
April 23, 2014

v3egut:

jajaajajajaj!!! evil!!!!

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April 23, 2014

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Filed under: cool mom NSFW 
April 23, 2014
datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

That’s why I’m fucking sick of VA (and predominantly country areas)! These fuckheads got these obnoxious ass trucks and taking up three spots. Fuck them.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

That’s why I’m fucking sick of VA (and predominantly country areas)! These fuckheads got these obnoxious ass trucks and taking up three spots. Fuck them.

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Filed under: rant 
April 22, 2014
Why shop online when you’re rich as fuck and you can get your chauffeur to drive you to the nearest Versace store? 

Why shop online when you’re rich as fuck and you can get your chauffeur to drive you to the nearest Versace store? 

(via dorykeepsswimmin)

April 22, 2014

tyleroakley:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????

RiFF RAFF IS A REAL HUMAN. YES.

April 22, 2014

tommogranate:

me taking tests in school

image

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April 22, 2014
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you also what when why how look because never

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April 22, 2014

mingrose:

[x] Welcome to The Nation, PD3!

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April 22, 2014
new-mee:

fupa-slam:

holy fuck what’s this dudes 40 time

Can we just look at everything going in in this picture?
First we got this dude on the right looking like he just enchanted their ride down. Next we got this dude running the fastest I’ve seen a dad run possibly ever. Finally he saves that little girl from being hit by a millisecond. Damn son

BREAKING: The Jaguars signed middle aged dad to play WR in 2014

new-mee:

fupa-slam:

holy fuck what’s this dudes 40 time

Can we just look at everything going in in this picture?

First we got this dude on the right looking like he just enchanted their ride down. Next we got this dude running the fastest I’ve seen a dad run possibly ever. Finally he saves that little girl from being hit by a millisecond. Damn son

BREAKING: The Jaguars signed middle aged dad to play WR in 2014

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April 22, 2014

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April 22, 2014

barbieexotica:

vinebox:

When the beat drop Helen Keller be like

(Its just a joke)

I JUST MADE THE MOST UNHOLY NOISE

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Filed under: video 
April 22, 2014

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

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