|age 11:||worry about internet people finding me in real life|
|now:||worry about people in real life finding me on the internet|
A strange and useless (in some cases) talent that I am proud of is be able to guess correctly what song is being played in another room or whatever just by hearing the muffled bass, drum pattern and melody
This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.
That’s why I’m fucking sick of VA (and predominantly country areas)! These fuckheads got these obnoxious ass trucks and taking up three spots. Fuck them.
Why shop online when you’re rich as fuck and you can get your chauffeur to drive you to the nearest Versace store?
MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY
THIS IS A REAL HUMAN????
RiFF RAFF IS A REAL HUMAN. YES.
Let’s play a game.
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holy fuck what’s this dudes 40 time
Can we just look at everything going in in this picture?
First we got this dude on the right looking like he just enchanted their ride down. Next we got this dude running the fastest I’ve seen a dad run possibly ever. Finally he saves that little girl from being hit by a millisecond. Damn son
BREAKING: The Jaguars signed middle aged dad to play WR in 2014
When the beat drop Helen Keller be like
(Its just a joke)
I JUST MADE THE MOST UNHOLY NOISE